It was hard to limit the list to 20
Right, so on September 5 2008, I was bored and decided to do a list of the 20 ugliest female celebrities. Obviously, there are many and many odd looking females around, but I just made a list of the ones at the top of my head (ie, I didn't include weirdos like the cat lady thing). I only did 20, for two reasons 1) it's hard enough not having them all as the ugliest and besides, I'll start chucking every female, save the 40 in my 'pretty' list, on here and 2) who the hell wants to look at ugly people?
This was last updated: 15 November 2009
20. Scarlett Johansson
She has a very awkward looking face. Everything is out of place. Her lips are her ugliest feature though, obviously and those cheekbones are frickin' disgusting.
19. Keira Knightley
She looks a lot like Natalie Portman (who is on my 'pretty' list), except she looks like what I'd imagine Portman looking like if her face had had a run-in with a shovel a few hundred times. And that horrible horrible pout *shudders in fear*.
18. Kate Moss
Look at the space between her eyes. You could park a car between them.
17. Rihanna
She looks like a monkey, who also happen to be the only animal I don't like because they are ugly and gross.
16. Cher
Do I even have to say anything?
15. Julia Roberts
Her face is 10 miles long and her smile is just as wide. It's just... wrong.
14. Sarah Jessica Parker
Ever since I was young, I have thought she was extremely ugly and strongly resembled a horse. This is because she does. Why the long face?
13. Kate Hudson
I've always hated Kate Hudson because she was so damn ugly. I find it difficult to sit through movies with her in it, because she makes me want to vomit.
12. Lindsay Lohan
Seriously, is there anything right with that head? *shudders in disgust*
11. Emmanuelle Vaugier
Since I first saw her in Smallville I have been disgusted by her and yet she keeps turning up in shows I watch (Supernatural and One Tree Hill as well). I have no idea how a face like that keeps getting acting jobs.
10. Catherine Tate
Not only is she extremely ugly, she also happens to be the least funniest person ever, tied with the retard that writes Family Guy.
9. Amy Winehouse
Horse face.
8. Angelina Jolie
Her lips are disgusting, her eyes are too cattish, wtf is with her eyebrows and horrible cheekbones again. Just ew.
7. Jessica Simpson
She looks like a man in drag. Everything about that face is wrong.
6. Kaitlin Olson
I almost stopped watching the pilot of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia because she was so damn fugly, but the show rocks and I kept watching. I still can't get used to how frickin' fugly she is. I can't stand her character either, although she seems pretty cool in real life. But zomg she's fug.
5. Ana Ortiz
That huge, HUGE mouth... she's just... so disgusting.
4. Megan Fox
Another man in drag. Dodgy mouth and dodgy face. Light eyes again, which are gross. And her face is just so ugly... I have to stop typing now.
3. Kristen Bell
Ugh... I can't stand her face. I think it's mainly that underbite thing she has going on, Beavis wore it much better.
2. Sonya Walger
I've only seen her on Lost, but she is seriously ugly. She's got dodgy eyes and her mouth just freaks me out majorly. If I were Desmond, I would've wanted to stay on the island so I wouldn't have to look at that face.
1. Fergie
The ultimate man in drag and also the ugliest woman ever. I think this would be the only list she could ever top. Every single feature on her face is disgusting and it looks like her face was mauled by a lawn mower.
